turtlefeed

I only reblog the best turtles. The problem is that they're all the best turtles. You also can follow me on Twitter and Buzzfeed.
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—snickers:

yo are you for real
let me explain you a thing about living in a god damn island where it’s summer all the fucking time, TORTIMER

Can we talk about how a tortoise suckered us into doing his work for him? 

luisdtorres94:

Yeah I walk my #tortoise

fuckyeahlittlefootdatortoise:

Human. human. this is not cute.

Put me down right now!

You know I don’t like heights.

HUMAN

tacojizz:

Meet the newest member of the family, Nigel
I think my tortoises think he’s their mummy

NOOOOOO, GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!!

Huge banana or tiny tortoise? Picture via This Is Literally Bananas.