there are so many people who, though i know they never will, if they simply gave me a heartfelt apology, i would forgive them. But I probably miss them way more than they miss me. You are welcome for this unrelated picture of a turtle getting a toothbrush scrub.
There are lots of people I apologize to who never forgive me. It’s a shame we just can’t match up random people who are sorry with people who want to forgive people.