This just in: the Ninja Turtles are old.
Raph and the gang would need to rename themselves Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles if they had aged normally every year since their first appearance: “Eastman and Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles first appeared in 1984 as a Mirage Comics imprint. If they were teenagers (13-19) in 1984, then their ages would fall between 41 and 47 years old today.”
From 20 of your favorite characters if they had aged in real time.
I don’t even know what to do with this.