These fabulous edible Ninja Turtles are from 25 Wonderfully Geeky Cookies.
My internet died for a while last night and after giving up on it, I drew how I felt through turtles.
Awkward Ninja Turtles, everyone.
This is my turtle. And my boyfriend is a master at photoshop!
“Call of the Wild” by Trevor Basset
Oh, for the love of God. I am reblogging this very strange photoshop because I recognize the turtle images from volume one of Holbrook’s North American Herpetology (1842).
THIS IS THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
I lol’d.
“Bob, I think we might have a legal issue on this new toy line of ours. They seem awfully similar to the Ninja Turtles.”
“Sir, I can assure you that they are quite different. First of all, they are tortoises. Ask any herpetologist… completely different animal. Turtles are amphibious and enjoy a damp environment. Which is why they live in the sewers. Whereas our tortoises like it dry, so they live in an abandoned dehumidifier factory.”
“Interesting. I’m still not sure there is enough to differentiate them.”
“Okay, check this out, yo. The turtles are teenagers, right? But the Ninja Tortoises are clearly in their late 20s. The turtles like pizza, the tortoises prefer tacos. The turtles learned their ninjitsu from the ancient teachings of their Master Splinter. The tortoises learned their ninja skills from some Tae-Bo tapes they found in a dumpster.”
“Alright, I’m pretty convinced. Just in case, put a giant tortoise sticker on them.”
Ninja turtles come in chintz now. By Fairyhome on Etsy.
