yo are you for real
let me explain you a thing about living in a god damn island where it’s summer all the fucking time, TORTIMER
Can we talk about how a tortoise suckered us into doing his work for him?
Yeah I walk my #tortoise
Human. human. this is not cute.
Put me down right now!
You know I don’t like heights.
HUMAN
Meet the newest member of the family, Nigel
I think my tortoises think he’s their mummy
NOOOOOO, GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!!
Huge banana or tiny tortoise? Picture via This Is Literally Bananas.
Turtle tank #weddingstreetart #berlin #berlinstreetart #streetart #streetisart #stencil #turtle #tank
Nice graffiti.
Things you didn’t realize tortoises were into. Let’s play Quidditch! by ~LeaWer
You have to admire that tongue.
Hatched this beautiful Siamese Twin out of one egg, connected at the egg sack 🐢🐢 #sulcata #tortoise #baby
THAT TINY ONE
