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lordblockus:

u just stepped into the wrong neighbourhood motherf*****

I actually don’t need the context for this. It’s fine as it is.

This is an advertisement for the School of Accountancy at Sullivan University in Kentucky. There are lots of threes. The threes make sense.

But also, WTF RANDOM TURTLE. Admittedly, that part got my attention. 

Points to anyone who can explain this to me.

Sure, why not?

 

“Sea turtles? Why, all you have to do is reach into the ocean and pull one out.”

A solitary bee drinks the tears from a yellow-spotted river turtle in Yasuní national park, Ecuador. The endangered yellow-spotted river turtle cannot easily brush them away while the solitary bee needs the sodium. The unusual interaction, believed to be the first time seen between these two animals, was captured by Dr Oliver Dangles

I still don’t know what to make of insects that drink turtle tears.

gabymitcel:

Breathe-your-smoke-into-my-lungs. | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/10rROVZ

Yo, there’s a turtle on your face. You want a tissue or something?

adulthoodisokay:

This tortoise is a potato. Or maybe this potato is a tortoise. Either way, LOOK AT IT.

POTATO POTATO POTATO ETA: Pretty sure Tort-Time is responsible for this.

animalsbeingcool:

I learned all the names of skateboard tricks by playing tony hawk’s pro skater.

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER TURTLE ON A SKATEBOARD

No, seriously, what the heck is up with this? I am thinking about making a list of turtles on skateboards but I’m actually getting kind of tired of turtles on skateboards.

the-girl-made-of-straw:

My science teacher velcroed the class turtle to the ceiling. Yes, it’s live.

Please don’t velcro turtles to ceilings.